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murdocdrinkspiss:
“Your final warning.”

murdocdrinkspiss:

Your final warning.

nano19865005:
“@suppyguppy
”

gingersofficial:

xshuttlesworth:

Oh shit 💀💀💀

THE FUCKING SOUND I JUST MADE. I CANT BREATHE

edgygenji:
“ capncrystal:
“ occoris:
“ hello my friends, i just wanted u all to know that the way Discord has stylized their logo text makes the letter “D” look like the letter “פ” in hebrew, which is called “pe” and is pronounced sort of like “p”
in...

edgygenji:

capncrystal:

occoris:

hello my friends, i just wanted u all to know that the way Discord has stylized their logo text makes the letter “D” look like the letter “פ” in hebrew, which is called “pe” and is pronounced sort of like “p”

in conclusion: pisscorp

thank you for coming to my ted talk

My friend’s husband works for Discord. I had to show her this, and she had to show it to her husband. His reponse? The CEO is Jewish. He knew exactly what he was doing. “They don’t exactly take themselves too seriously.”

@jinxszed

glitterweave:
“ 2chainz2furious:
“i was looking for apartments earlier today and i think i found the perfect one
”
Me: *Calls mom* Where are you?
Mom: Bathroom 47
”

glitterweave:

2chainz2furious:

i was looking for apartments earlier today and i think i found the perfect one

Me: *Calls mom* Where are you?
Mom: Bathroom 47

koobaxion:
“ lotsofaccidentalnightmarefuel:
“Saw this on my FB feed and I physically recoiled from my screen.
”
I love Legs Are Awful with all my heart
”

koobaxion:

lotsofaccidentalnightmarefuel:

Saw this on my FB feed and I physically recoiled from my screen.

I love Legs Are Awful with all my heart

biohazerd:

spoopertrooper:

gatherthewords:

He’s gonna be a mighty king and he’s working on that roar.

This is literally the cutest thing I have ever seen and I’m honestly angered by how absolutely adorable it is.

This was an amazing job and im proud

redheadidiot:

pissvortex:

pissvortex:

i love planet of the apes but it is so hard not to laugh at just about any frame from the movie out of context

image

Winston and 76

hannahbadgerdontcare:
“ fatngaynyer:
“ jonbutter:
“ agoodcartoon:
“im sure there’s a self-own in here somewhere but i’m gonna leave this one up to sarcastic teens on the internet
” ”
Fixed it
”
I’ll just leave this here
”

hannahbadgerdontcare:

fatngaynyer:

jonbutter:

agoodcartoon:

im sure there’s a self-own in here somewhere but i’m gonna leave this one up to sarcastic teens on the internet

image
image

Fixed it

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I’ll just leave this here

llleighsmith:
“just some things i was thinking about this afternoon
”

llleighsmith:

just some things i was thinking about this afternoon

invaderxan:

Heard some important information on Twitter today, and thought I’d post it here for anyone who may not have heard it. This is actually a thing, devised by human rights organisation called Karma Nirvana.

Reblog to save a life?

wattpadfic:

me: *clicks a settings menu*

my family: love having a tech expert in the house :) 

kinesthetiacreal:
“ this tweet haunts me
”

kinesthetiacreal:

this tweet haunts me

sephezade:

aaliyah-appollonia:

gl3nblu3z:

localstarboy:

What a polite way to tell me “Dad you f*cked up my hair” 😂😂 at least I tried.

🤣

So sweet!

She really hit him with the “Iouno what to say but…,” 😂🤣